The doughy hill we're willing to die on. This unapologetically bold collection settles the bagel debate once and for all (sorry, NYC). Whether you're into sesame, poppy, or just plain truth, this shirt is hand-rolled and wood-fired with pride. Perfect for brunch dates, bagel runs, or passive-aggressively walking past a New Yorker. Warning: May attract heated opinions and fellow carb enthusiasts.

"This capsule collection is equal parts slogan tee trend, a quirky take on the whole ‘Elbows Up’ thing, and a shoutout to all the bakers keeping the tradition of Montréal Bagels alive — we salute you."
— Jeremy, Co-Founder
